dealing with the worst case scenario
- your condom breaks
- you feel a lump on your breast
- your friends are ignoring you
- you’re stranded on an island
- you got rejected by a crush
- you get into a car accident
- you got stung by a bee/wasp
- you got fired from your job
- you’re in an earthquake
- your tattoo gets infected
- your house is on fire
- you’re lost in the woods
- you get arrested abroad
- you get robbed
- your partner cheated on you
- you’re on a ship that’s sinking
- you fall into ice
- you’re stuck in an elevator
- you hit a deer with your car
- you have food poisoning
- your pet passed away
- you fall off of a horse
- you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
- you have toxic shock syndrome
- your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT
THIS IS SUCH A USEFUL LIST OMFG
(via charlie-berrow)
Dear friends of Tumblr,
Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.
If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.
everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers
^^^^
*cracks the earth in half from hitting the reblog button so hard*
I’m honestly worried about people who don’t follow this…!
There are some sickos out there…
If you a sicko you going to get kicko
And blocked
And reported
ha ha nope
Proving that I’m not some 45 year old man
I’m a stupid teenage girl who said “dabba doo” to a lady that told me to have a nice day
i’m a dumb teenager who just likes tv shows and movies, okay?
the last two are me af
me to people who say they aren’t pedophiles yet don’t reblog this:
say they aren’t pedophiles
yet don’t reblog this:
^Haiku^bot^8. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.
Help keep my meatbag slave alive.
Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Beep-boop!i’m not an old wierd man creep. i am in fact a very tall 18 year old boy.
And I am an 18 year old tiny boy.
I’m almost 30 and not a creep
I’m a tiny 18 year old boi and pedophiles can go step on Legos
I’m a 17 year old girl, and I’m a shipping trash
(via connversefangirl-blog)
do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
*makes a phone call*
*walks around in circles*
My friends talking about movies/shows:
Me who hasn’t seen them yet:
I bring yo snakk
this is the Snakk Cloud. reblog and you will get a snakk
(via johnlocklives)
DON’T SCROLL PASS! FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE+ AND I FEEL LIKE IT IS IMPORTANT!
Edit: This post almost has 500 notes! The more people who sees this, the more help the Internet receives!